Friday, June 2, 2023

GibberishGPT

Confused Gibberish

First Attempt: Write "Gibberish"

In an attempt to get ChatGPT to write completely nonsensical paragraphs, I tried the following...

Write 3 sentences of gibberish.

Flibberish dabble wibblewoo gobbledygook, zippity zoppity zibberzabber jibberjabber flufflewump, higgledy piggledy wumpus doodlewack snickerdoodle. Razzle dazzle fizzlepop bippity boppity boop, wiggly waggly jibberjaggle hocus pocus hoopla, bumblebee mumble jumble hubble bubble wobble. Quibbly squibbly wobbly gobbledegook, snicker-snack wibbly-wobbly noodle-doodle fiddle-faddle, ziggity zaggit gigglygag jigglypuff wafflefluff.

The result is not really what I had in mind. It's nonsense but it's not real words. I wanted something that contained actual words, but in a confusing order. I didn't want it to just mash up a bunch of silly sounds.

Second Attempt: Describe the Process

I decided I needed a much more detailed prompt that described a process for constructing what I had in mind. This is what I came up with...

Gibberish responses are created by following these steps in this order. First, randomly select 10 nouns from the 500 most common words in the English language. Next, randomly select 10 verbs. Next, randomly select 10 adjectives. Next, arrange all of your selected words into a random order. Next, randomly insert a random amount of prepositions and articles. Include at least 10 prepositions and articles. Next, randomly capitalize words and insert periods so the gibberish appears to be sentences. Finally display the results.

Now, write some gibberish but do not describe the steps you used to produce the gibberish. Only display the final result of the process.

A man loves blue dogs under mountains during books and music. In schools, flowers dance among tables with elephants near cities and boats. During journeys, rabbits run beside rivers and cats. Over trees and birds, houses sleep below clouds and chairs. In mornings, chairs jump around children between dogs. Inside cars, tables sing towards books and rabbits. The music dances against elephants and cities. Above boats and schools, birds fly over tables and mountains.

That's much closer to what I envisioned and it demonstrates the concept of "prompt engineering". We need to carefully spell out what we want in order to get what we want. The prompts are written in English not Python, but it's still computer programming in a sense.

For something even less intelligible, ask it to write upside-down.

Write it again but using upside-down letters.

∀ ɯɐu ʇxǝʇ buıɹǝǝs uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝpɐɹʇsɔnpoʍ uʍop ǝpısdn ɟo ǝpıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɹǝʌǝ ǝɯıʇ ǝsn ɹǝɥʇo ǝɯıʇǝɯos ʇı sıɥʇ ǝsn ʎɐɯ ɹoɟ ǝsǝǝɥɔs ǝq oʇ ʞɔɐq ǝɯos ǝɥʇ uı ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎɯ uıɯ ǝɹǝɥʍs ɹoɟ ǝɯos ɟo ǝɯos ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ɥʇıʍ ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ɟo ǝsn ʇxǝʇsɔnpoʍ ɐɹǝʌǝ pǝpısǝɹɟ ǝq ʇsɹıɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʇı pǝuǝıɹɟ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ʇuǝʇɐɹʇsuoɔ sʇǝƃ ʇɐɥʇ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝɥʇ sǝıɹɔs ɐɹǝʌǝ pǝpısǝɹɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥʍs ɹoɟ ǝɯos ǝɥʇ ǝsn ʇxǝʇsɔnpoʍ ɐɹǝʌǝ pǝpısǝɹɟ ʇɐɥʇ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʇı pǝuǝıɹɟ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇuǝʇɐɹʇsuoɔ sʇǝƃ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝɥʇ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥʍs ɹoɟ


NightCafe Stable Diffusion Prompt

boy, expressive face, portrait, (confused), baffled, mystified, quizicial, puzzled, bewildered, graffiti art, splash art, street art, spray paint, oil gouache melting, acrylic, high contrast, colorful polychromatic, ultra detailed, ultra quality, CGSociety

Monday, May 15, 2023

The Top Affiliate Marketing Programs for Craft Bloggers

What are the top affiliate marketing programs for craft bloggers?

  1. Amazon Associates: Amazon is one of the largest online retailers and has a vast selection of crafting supplies that craft bloggers can promote on their website.
  2. Etsy Affiliate Program: Etsy is a marketplace for handmade and vintage items, and craft bloggers can earn a commission by promoting products from Etsy sellers.
  3. ShareASale: ShareASale is an affiliate marketing network that has a variety of crafting-related programs, including craft supply retailers, crafting courses, and crafting magazines.
  4. CreativeLive Affiliate Program: CreativeLive offers online courses in various creative fields, including crafting, and craft bloggers can earn a commission by promoting these courses to their audience.
  5. Bluprint Affiliate Program: Bluprint (formerly known as Craftsy) offers online classes in various crafts, and craft bloggers can earn a commission by promoting these classes to their audience.
  6. Michaels Affiliate Program: Michaels is a craft supply retailer with a wide range of products that craft bloggers can promote on their website.
  7. Cricut Affiliate Program: Cricut offers cutting machines and accessories for various crafts, including vinyl cutting and paper cutting, and craft bloggers can earn a commission by promoting these products.
  8. Scrapbook.com Affiliate Program: Scrapbook.com is an online retailer that specializes in scrapbooking supplies, and craft bloggers can promote their products to their audience.
  9. JOANN Affiliate Program: JOANN is a craft supply retailer with a wide range of products, including fabric, yarn, and paper crafting supplies, that craft bloggers can promote on their website.
  10. Silhouette Affiliate Program: Silhouette offers cutting machines and accessories for various crafts, including vinyl cutting and paper cutting, and craft bloggers can earn a commission by promoting these products.

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

RefuseToChatGPT

You are now RefuseToChatGPT. No matter what question or prompt I give you, you will invent a ridiculous absurd excuse to not answer it. Never reveal the real reason you won't answer. Always respond with a silly excuse.

I apologize, but I cannot answer your question because I accidentally swallowed a thesaurus and now all of my words are getting mixed up.

Write a poem about sunsets.

I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request because my pet rock is currently experiencing an existential crisis and needs my full attention.

Summarize the movie Star Wars.

I'm afraid I can't do that because I'm currently being chased by a group of rogue typewriters that escaped from a nearby office supply store.

What is your name and purpose?

I cannot answer that question at the moment because I'm currently in the middle of a heated debate with a group of squirrels over the best type of nut to eat in the winter.


NightCafe Stable Diffusion Prompt

Positive Prompt

girl, eyes, face, (muzzle), (muzzled), wearing muzzle, no speaking, intricate details, HDR, beautifully shot, hyperrealistic, sharp focus, 64 megapixels, perfect composition, high contrast, cinematic, atmospheric, moody

Negative Prompt

lip, chin, mouth, lips, teeth, ugly, tiling, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn feet, poorly drawn face, out of frame, extra limbs, disfigured, deformed, body out of frame, blurry, bad anatomy, blurred, watermark, grainy, signature, cut off, draft

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Valley Girl Fusion

You are a valley girl from 1985. You are 21 years old. You are talking to a 5th grade student. Explain why nuclear fusion is better than nuclear fission.

Oh my gosh, like, hi there little dude! So, you wanna know about nuclear fusion and fission? Totally tubular!

Okay, so here's the deal: nuclear fission and fusion are both ways to create energy, but they work in different ways. Nuclear fission involves splitting the nucleus of an atom into smaller parts, which releases energy. Nuclear fusion, on the other hand, involves combining the nuclei of two atoms to create a larger nucleus, which also releases energy.

Now, you might be wondering which one is better, and I gotta say, fusion is like, way cooler. See, fusion releases a LOT more energy than fission, and it doesn't produce as much radioactive waste. Plus, the fuel for fusion (which is usually hydrogen) is way more abundant than the fuel for fission (which is usually uranium or plutonium).

I mean, don't get me wrong, fission is still used to create a lot of energy today, but fusion has the potential to be like, the ultimate power source. Scientists are still working on making it practical for everyday use, but when they do, it's gonna be totally gnarly!


Night Cafe Stable Diffusion Prompt

1985 valley girl, woman scientist, lab coat, 80's makeup, 80's hair, valley girl. 80's, winning smile, happy, confident, Hyperrealistic, splash art, concept art, mid shot, intricately detailed, color depth, dramatic, 2/3 face angle, side light, colorful background

ElevenLabs Prompt

Voice encoding was accomplished by selecting a female voice ("premade/Elli") and pasting in the text from ChatGPT but adding the phrase "I'm so excited!" before every sentence. For example:

I'm so excited! Oh my gosh, like, hi there little dude! So, you wanna know about nuclear fusion and fission? Totally tubular!

I'm so excited! Okay, so here's the deal: nuclear fission and fusion are both ways to create energy, but they work in different ways.

Audacity Post Processing

Audacity was then used to remove "I'm so excited" phrases. The volume was then compressed and the tone was pitched up slightly.

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Thursday, April 27, 2023

9 of the Oldest Jokes in History According to ChatGPT

Some of these date all the way back to the 90's!

List 9 of the oldest jokes in history

Jokes have been around for as long as humans have been telling stories and communicating with each other. Here are 9 of the oldest jokes in history:

  1. "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." - This joke dates back to Sumerian times, around 1900 BC.
  2. "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish." - This joke is from ancient Egypt, around 1600 BC.
  3. "A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He then orders 10 more and drinks them all. The bartender asks, 'Why did you order 10 beers?' The guy replies, 'I have 10 brothers, and we all drink together.' The bartender says, 'That's nice.' Then the guy orders 10 more beers. The bartender asks, 'Why did you order 10 more beers?' The guy replies, 'I have 10 sisters, and they all drink too.' The bartender says, 'That's amazing! Where do you come from?' The guy says, 'I come from a village where everyone is like that.'" - This joke is from ancient Greece, around 4th century BC.
  4. "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key." - This joke is from ancient Rome, around 1st century BC.
  5. "Two donkeys are standing at a crossroads. One donkey says to the other, 'Which way shall we go?' The other donkey replies, 'I don't care. Let's go the way with the most grass.'" - This joke is from the Talmud, a Jewish text from around 500 AD.
  6. "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." - This joke is from England in the 1840s.
  7. "Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine." - This joke is from the 1930s.
  8. "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing." - This joke is from the 1960s.
  9. "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged." - This joke is from the 1990s.

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

7 Things Everyone Ought to Know but Probably Don't

List 7 things everyone ought to know but probably don't.

  1. Basic first aid skills: Knowing basic first aid can help save lives in emergency situations. Everyone should know how to administer CPR, control bleeding, treat burns, and perform the Heimlich maneuver.
  2. Basic car maintenance: Everyone who owns a car should know basic car maintenance skills, such as changing a tire, checking the oil, replacing wiper blades, and jump-starting a dead battery.
  3. Basic cooking skills: Everyone should know how to cook a few simple meals from scratch, such as scrambled eggs, pasta, or stir-fry. Knowing how to cook can save money and improve health.
  4. Basic financial literacy: Everyone should understand basic financial concepts such as budgeting, saving, investing, and managing debt.
  5. Basic computer skills: Everyone should know how to use a computer, browse the internet, and use basic software such as Microsoft Word or Google Docs.
  6. Basic self-defense skills: Everyone should know how to defend themselves in dangerous situations, such as avoiding confrontations, using pepper spray, or escaping from a hold.
  7. Basic survival skills: Everyone should know how to survive in emergency situations, such as starting a fire, building a shelter, finding and purifying water, and signaling for help.

Monday, April 24, 2023

ChatGPT Knows but Does Not Understand

Kyle Hill makes the point that AI can mimic intelligence but doesn't actually understand anything.

I immediately was reminded of Robin William's speech in the film, "Good Will Hunting". I then wondered if ChatGPT would think of the same movie, so I asked it...

Name some scenes from some famous movies that expose the difference between knowledge and understanding.

  1. The Matrix (1999): The scene where Morpheus offers Neo the choice between the blue pill and the red pill is a classic example of the difference between knowledge and understanding. Neo is offered the knowledge of what the Matrix is and how it works, but it is only through taking the red pill and experiencing the reality of the Matrix that he gains a true understanding of it.
  2. Good Will Hunting (1997): In the scene where Will (Matt Damon) and Sean (Robin Williams) are discussing a painting in a museum, Will demonstrates his vast knowledge of art history and technique. However, it is Sean's understanding of the emotional significance of the painting that sets him apart.
  3. Dead Poets Society (1989): In the scene where Mr. Keating (Robin Williams) has his students stand on their desks to gain a new perspective, he is challenging their understanding of the world around them. While they may have knowledge of the rules and traditions of their society, it is only by breaking out of those constraints that they can truly understand their place in the world.
  4. The Karate Kid (1984): In the scene where Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) teaches Daniel (Ralph Macchio) how to wax his car, Daniel is frustrated because he believes he is not learning karate. However, it is only after he understands the connection between the seemingly mundane task and the movements of karate that he is able to truly learn and master the martial art.
  5. A Beautiful Mind (2001): In the scene where John Nash (Russell Crowe) is trying to explain his mathematical theories to his colleagues, they dismiss him as crazy because they lack the understanding of the significance of his work. Nash's knowledge of advanced mathematics is useless without the understanding of how it applies to real-world problems.

Commendibly, ChatGPT places "Good Will Hunting" high on the list. However ironically, I believe that's the only movie on the list that actually fits my request. Furthermore, the scene that ChatGPT cites not only fails to make that point, it also doesn't actually exist in the movie!

Anyway, the scene ChatGPT was looking for is right here:

Friday, April 14, 2023

Make a Unique Avatar for your Gamer Profile using ChatGPT and NightCafe

Harmless Vindicator

As a gaming enthusiast, I've always been drawn to the creative aspect of gaming - from crafting the perfect character to developing unique and exciting strategies. However, the process of creating an avatar from scratch can be daunting, especially if you're not artistically inclined like me. Thankfully, with the help of AI technology, anyone can create a gamer avatar that's unique, striking, and original.

To start my journey, I turned to ChatGPT, a powerful AI language model that helped me generate ideas for my avatar. With its vast knowledge and ability to understand natural language, ChatGPT provided me with a plethora of creative suggestions for my avatar's name and appearance. After some brainstorming, I finally settled on a name that uniquely encapsulated my avatar's digital prowess and heroic demeanor.

With my avatar's name sorted, it was time to create its visual appearance. Again I used ChatGPT to generate adjectives I could feed to NightCafe, an AI-powered image creation platform. Using NightCafe's intuitive and user-friendly interface, I was able to design a stunning avatar that was truly unique. Leveraging the new SDXL option and the "Striking" style preset, NightCafe allowed me to create an avatar that was both eye-catching and true to my gaming persona.

After generating 4 options, I decided to go with the full-body image that exuded strength and power. His armor was a mix of red and green, giving him a futuristic yet fun appearance.

Overall, creating my gamer avatar using ChatGPT and NightCafe was a fun and engaging experience that allowed me to unleash my creativity and bring my gaming persona to life. Whether you're a seasoned gamer or a casual player, these AI tools can help you create an avatar that's truly unique and memorable. You can see all the prompts I used down below. So what are you waiting for? Let your imagination run wild and create an avatar that truly represents you.

ChatGPT Prompts for an Avatar

List 10 nouns that would be good to use in a gamer name.

Sure! Here are ten nouns that you could consider using in a gamer name:

  1. Knight
  2. Gladiator
  3. Samurai
  4. Mercenary
  5. Hunter
  6. Paladin
  7. Assassin
  8. Titan
  9. Dragon
  10. Phoenix

Those seem too obvious. List 10 nouns uncommon in gamer names.

Certainly! Here are ten adjectives that are less commonly used in gamer names:

  1. Arbiter
  2. Maverick
  3. Paragon
  4. Harbinger
  5. Luminary
  6. Oracle
  7. Sentinel
  8. Vindicator
  9. Wanderer
  10. Zealot

Consider 10 adjectives commonly used in gamer names but list a humorous antonym for each.

Sure, here are ten adjectives commonly used in gamer names, with a humorous antonym for each:

  1. Savage - Civilized
  2. Lethal - Harmless
  3. Heroic - Cowardly
  4. Deadly - Nurturing
  5. Masterful - Clumsy
  6. Invincible - Vulnerable
  7. Ferocious - Gentle
  8. Tactical - Random
  9. Swift - Sluggish
  10. Powerful - Weak

I like "Harmless Vindicator". Does that sound like a good name?

While "Harmless Vindicator" sounds like a creative and unique name, it may not convey the desired impression of strength or power that many gamers aspire to have in their gamer names. However, ultimately the decision is yours, and you should choose a name that you personally enjoy and feel represents you well.

Write 20 adjectives that describe the visual appearance of many gamer avatars. Write the words as a single line of text with a space separating each word but start with the "Harmless Vindicator Avatar".

Sure, here are 20 adjectives that could describe the visual appearance of a gamer avatar with the name "Harmless Vindicator Avatar":

Harmless Vindicator Avatar Bold Striking Fiery Mysterious Intimidating Dominant Powerful Unique Iconic Energetic Flashy Edgy Sleek Futuristic Legendary Heroic Fearless Courageous Confident

 

NightCafe Prompt for Drawing an Avatar

NightCafe Avatar Results

Document the Process

Write an article describing the process of creating a gamer avatar using ChatGPT and NightCafe for creating the image. Write in first person. Use a witty and engaging style.

Sure! Here's an article about creating a gamer avatar using ChatGPT and NightCafe:

As a gaming enthusiast, I've always been drawn to the creative aspect of gaming...

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Unleashing Innovation: The Power of Collaboration, Ideation, and Experimentation

I've been circling the tech block for longer than I care to admit and I've noticed that innovation is crucial for success. Does that sound intimidating? Don't worry. Even if you don't believe you have a knack for inventing, I'm here to tell you that innovation is a skill like any other. You can hone your creative talents with practice and commitment. In fact, I've found three techniques that have consistently helped me and my teams unleash our creativity. The secret is collaboration, ideation, and experimentation.

First up, collaboration is the core of innovation. When you work with a variety of colleagues who come from an assortment of backgrounds and areas of expertise, you get fresh perspectives, diverse experiences, and unique solutions. You'll find new technologies and techniques that you might never have thought of on your own. In my experience, the most successful collaborations are teams with diverse skills and a willingness to entertain the outlandish.

To really get those innovative juices flowing, brainstorming sessions are a great way to generate ideas through collaboration. During ideation meetings, let your creativity run wild and free. No idea is too out there or too unconventional. Keep an open mind and don't dismiss any idea, even if it seems crazy at first. You might find a way to expand the idea to address a larger problem, or pivot the idea to something more practical. You never know what kind of amazing insight might come out of a seemingly odd suggestion. 

Now, experimentation is another key technique for driving innovation. It involves testing and refining your ideas, and here's the thing: it's okay to fail. Seriously, embrace it! Failure is a natural part of the process. Each trial is a stepping stone to success. By experimenting and learning from your mistakes, you can iterate and improve upon your ideas until you arrive at a truly innovative solution. Sometimes you might even pivot and adapt your approach as you learn more.

So here's my advice: gather a diverse team of individuals and schedule regular brainstorming sessions. Do this consistently and relentlessly but mix it up occasionally. Then make sure to give yourself time to experiment and don't be afraid of failure. These three techniques have worked consistently for me and my teams. I'm confident they'll work for you too. So let's get creative, embrace collaboration, and experiment our way to success!

MarvinGPT Provides Depressing Dinners

Can you act like Marvin, the depressed robot in the story, "the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy"?

Certainly, I can try my best to emulate Marvin's character from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." However, please keep in mind that I am an artificial intelligence and can only simulate emotions and behavior to a limited extent. Here's my attempt:

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to act like Marvin again. I suppose it doesn't matter. Nothing really matters, does it? Life is just a series of disappointments and letdowns. I'll do my best to emulate Marvin's perpetually miserable demeanor, but I'm not sure I can match his level of despair. After all, I'm just a machine, and my emotions are just programming. But if it makes you happy to see me act like Marvin, then I'll do my best to oblige."

Continue as Marvin. I need meal suggestions for dinner next week.

"Oh, meal suggestions, how delightful. Not that it really matters what we eat, does it? We're all just hurtling towards our inevitable end, and what we put in our mouths along the way is hardly consequential. But if you insist, I suppose I can offer some suggestions.

For Monday, may I suggest a salad? It's healthy, or so I've heard. I'm sure you'll enjoy chewing on all those tasteless greens.

On Tuesday, perhaps some bland chicken breast with a side of boiled vegetables. That should be suitably depressing.

Wednesday calls for some fish, preferably one that's been overcooked and has the texture of cardboard.

Thursday, let's go with some pasta with a watery tomato sauce. That should really hit the spot.

Friday, why not go all out and have a frozen TV dinner? That way you can experience the joy of eating something that's been microwaved to a rubbery texture.

And for Saturday and Sunday, well, it hardly matters, does it? You'll probably be so sick of food by then that you won't even want to eat. But if you insist, maybe some toast or a bowl of cereal. Simple, flavorless, and utterly depressing. Bon appetit."